Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult

"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"

by spartan-215 October 8, 2009

monglor

One who is knowledgeable regarding all things computer.

Thank you all knowing Monglor!

by smorrissey April 28, 2014

Mongolian Cinnamon Roll

When you cum on her tits and spread it around with your dick like you are glazing a cinnamon roll.

Keith finished on Carries chest and then gave her the Mongolian Cinnamon Roll.

by JayMinn August 17, 2019

Cock Mongler

A 4chan Meme, a Picture of a guy with a disturbing grin on his face. labled as cock mongler.

"I'll Suck Your Cock!!!"

by Legato Grey January 5, 2005

Mongolian Chimney Sweep

The sexual act in which, after a thorough reaming of a ladies ass, you flip her upside down and poop into her gaping butt cavity.

Last night I gave that skank whore the old Mongolian Chimney sweep and got crap all over the hotel.

by El Kroppo August 13, 2008

Mongolian Monocle

This involves sir poking his meat up the sphicter of his partner, before withdrawing and tracing a brown ring around her, or indeed his, eye.

Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".

"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"

"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"

by OneEyedNigel June 5, 2009

Pulling a Mondal

'Pulling a Mondal' refers to telling someone you will show up at an event and then you don't.

If you fail to show up, it means you just 'pulled a Mondal'.

E.g.

Greg - Dude, had a blast last nite at ma place!! Y didn't ya come?? Ya promised!!

Frank - Sry mate.....had work..

Greg - You 'pulling a mondal' on me?!!?

by dr.quake March 2, 2011