mong

A mong means a fat cunt with a negative iq.

aaron is a stinking mong. He eats mcdonalds everyday and does no exercise, his cousin Adlei is objectively better.

by aaronisamong2023 January 20, 2023

mong

A thong for a man. Man + Thong = Mong. It is normally worn by gays.

Person1: I bought a mong.
Person2: oh, then your gay.

by straightestguyyouknow July 12, 2010

mong

MANTHONG!!!
A thong that a man can wear, comes in a variety of colors and shapes, all equally humiliating and mentally scarring.

dude, that frank-n-furter totally had his mong up his ass, what a jerk!

by roseroserose January 13, 2008

mong

someone who is a mong, someone who is too lazy to do anything or is being bent.

archie get up you fucking mong.

by osgoir May 9, 2007

mong

a female that is ususly fat and ugely

rob i can not beleve you fuckt emma
she is such a mong

by the fanny wrangeler March 28, 2003

mong

1. A word used mainly by idiotic teenagers to describe a complete retard. Short for mongol. Is mongol short for Mongolian? I'm not sure.

2. Contraction of man thong (a thong made for or worn by a male).

1. "Get your shoes off your hands you mong!"

2. "Does this new mong make my ass look big?"

by Zelda199 February 21, 2007

mong

A Mong is a Man Thong. I am amazed that no one has yet named this repulsive item.

Dude, I went to the French Riviera looking for hot naked chicks but instead I saw a bunch of guys bearing their nasty hairy asses and wearing mongs. Makes me glad to be an American!

by Rooster_D January 26, 2008