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moretard 

moretard is what you call someone that is more retarded than a retard.
your such a moretard!
moretard by Michale Ables October 6, 2006

moneytrain 

Derogatory word for a person who transports money from one place to another, a person who is constantly in debt or a person who carries around a lot of cash.

When self-proclaimed, the title 'moneytrain' is not derogatory.
"You owe me fifty dollars, and you owe her twenty bucks. You are such a moneytrain!"
"Can you give this money to him? Thanks moneytrain!"

*dances arrogantly, waving around money* "I am such a moneytrain!"
moneytrain by Mr teriyaki June 29, 2006

monotard 

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
monotard by Murray G April 11, 2008

Mollytard 

A mollytard is an idiot, a simpleton, a moron - someone with whom it is impossible to work. Likewise, it is an injury sustained in a ridiculous fashion
i cant work with him any more - he's a mollytard

my knuckles are mollytarded after punching those country folk
Mollytard by bar tart February 22, 2010

Monetarianism 

- noun
1. a spiritual connection to getting mad amounts of money
2. of, or related to, getting ridiculous amounts of money
3. the lifelong quest of a red cat, often spread to red kittens

- adjective
1. monetarianistic: quality representing one or something that is always in pursuit of the money

- idioms
1. to become enmonied: reaching the state of ridiculous amounts of money, analogous to Nirvana in Buddhism
2. get the money: a remark often made to red kittens originating with the leader of the Ashamus
You believe in monetarianism? YEAAA SON!! GET THE MONEY!!

Remember your philosophical -isms, such as absurdism, determinism, and monetarianism.

Monetary Fracking

You've heard of 'hydraulic fracturing' e.g., the use of high pressure fluids into the ground to release hydrocarbons for energy use. In 2011 I coined the phrase "monetary fracking" to mean the use of massive amounts of monetary liquidity by the Federal Reserve injected deep in the bowels of our ailing economy to release the true economic engine of the American consumer. I observed the Fed printing and pumping it directly to the banking system with the hopes that the banks would lend it. But alas, our credit had been too severely damaged, our assets depleted by the financial whores of Wall Street, our savings and retirement destroyed; in effect, we were devastated and decimated So instead of "bailing out" the banks I felt that unless we bailout ourselves we will never be able to buy anything again. I pondered - how can we get the Fed to directly remunerate the millions of us directly affected by the criminal acts of the perpetrators? It would be too politically incorrect to just give money to the people - that would never fly. But how about utilizing the American way? A gigantic class action lawsuit to compensate the victims Only the Fed can create enough dollars to compensate the victims. They will print $3 trillion and distribute it through the IRS to those who can prove bankruptcy, loss of job, loss of business, loss of house, foreclosure, etc. The resulting funds in the economy will pump-prime the system to create demand and we will buy things, save, pay off debts, et al.
Monetary Fracking is where the Fed prints dollars and sends it to the IRS. The IRS checks their records to see if (1) I owe taxes and (2) if I am an alien and (3) if I was financially damaged during this Great Recession. The IRS then sends $400,000 to me by check or direct deposit. I replenish my savings and retirement accounts, payoff my house, buy a new 2014 Hyundai Sonata, re-start my business. My life is back to normal with gasoline now at $5.00 a gallon - but I don't care, I am whole again.
Monetary Fracking by jayparker1 August 20, 2013