Momma's Bean

An affectionate and alternative referral to the clit or clitoris on your wife or girlfriend.

Jim: What's up Roger? Want to go drinking tonight?
Roger: Can't tonight Bro. Got plans.
Jim: What plans?
Roger: Heading straight home tonight and do a little flickin' on Momma's Bean.
Jim: Engorge it Brahhhh! Engorge it!

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015

Mommate

A roommate who acts like your mom by tucking you into bed when you're drunk, making you dinner, bringing you medicine when you're sick, and of course picking you up and dropping you off at parties, friend's houses, school, etc.

Becki is the biggest mommate because she had to remind Jess to frequently apply sunscreen in Cuba.

Leah had to tuck Chantelle into bed when she was too drunk to manage on her own. What a nice mommate!

Jess, being the mommate that she is, drove Chantelle, Leah, and Amanda to the bar and told them to have a safe night.

by 313vagina March 1, 2009

Momma's Utters

Reference to your girl's or wife's tits. Her fun bags. Her milkers.

I was suckin on momma's utters all night like a nursing baby braaaaahhhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

momma-dukes

Mom, mother, the coolest mom,
you're a special mom

Hey, Momma-dukes! whats up?

by janseybabe July 21, 2007

swamp momma

A sweaty over-weight toothless woman who frequents bars late at night to prey on young unsuspecting drunk men, generally wanting to do sexual favors in return for closing time drinks. Usually behind the dumpster.

That lady is a real swamp momma, she tried to suck my dick for one last beer before closing time

by Caped hero August 17, 2017

pretty momma

(sexually) A beautiful woman

Pretty momma gonna lay me down.

by gertiegumdrop January 16, 2018

Mocha Momma

A woman of color who possess the qualities of a good cup of mocha: chocolate and caffeine. An erudite hottie who happens to be a mother and is full of energy. Someone who his deliciously sexy.

That Mocha Momma is at Starbucks so much that she is the same complexion as her drink. But she don't give none of those men her phone number, cuz she IS somebody's momma and wife.

by Kelly Wickham July 25, 2008