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Momentum Paper 

(n.) - weak one-ply toilet paper that tears off from the initial tug by the user in order to create the necessary momentum to tear off a sufficient amount to wipe one's ass pocket. Usually, the aforementioned user will be a shit pocket themselves, and discard this paper onto the floor of a public restroom for the master of custodial arts to come and clean up.
The plethora of momentum paper on the ground suggests that we're out of shit paper.
Momentum Paper by MeezyK November 17, 2011

momentum sucker 

One who derives and maintains momentum through continuously sucking dick throughout the course of the night.
After his third dick, Carroll was a momentum sucker; there was very little time between the initiation of conversation and him dropping to his knees to do the deed.

Bruh Momentum 

Multiple bruh's linked together by multiple people. The more bruh's are linked together, the higher the bruh momentum.
'Damn bro, did you hear that?!'
'they had a bruh momentum of 9!'
Bruh Momentum by CheeseCrust March 31, 2020

bruh momentomundo

When your retarded friend says or does something retarded, that is completely unrelated to the conversation or situation to the point where you feel embarrassed being in a call with them.

When bruh moment is not special enough.
friend: they just got sent to the moon
you: they just had a bruh momentomundo

Joozo Momentum 

Joozo Momentum is a quantum state spectrum resulted after a stupid action has been made by mistake naturally.
Ah shit. I made a Joozo Momentum!
Joozo Momentum by milf<3 May 1, 2021

True Bruh Momentum 

A standing force of Bruh Potential that accelerates or escalates within a relatively short amount of time. Typically painful when introduced to the senses of humans.
"This thread has True Bruh Momentum... like, seriously dude."