control freak of a mom with a t-rex attitude of...a great big head and little tiny arms to try to control everything by telling you what to do but failing miserably.

My momasaurus rex thinks she is helping but every time I turn around she is screaming her word vomit all over me and trying to control my life.

momasaurus rex by oober goober June 18, 2012

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Momase

Acronym, stands for "Male On Male Anal Sex Enjoyer". A Psudonym for homosexual males. Originated in IRC due to a discussion on how words have changed meanings and the word "gay" no longer means "happy". Also an attempt to reclaim the original meaning of "gay" by replacing it with a new, albeit offensive, slang word.

Pronounciation: "Moh-Mayce"

"You're such a momase, Steve."
"I think Jimmy's a momase."

Momase by LMB September 13, 2006

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molasses waterfall

A buzzword agile methodology training sold to companies by process consultants as training that won't actually make you any more efficient. Waterfall development being in opposition to agile development.

We hired some consultants to teach us how to synergize and go to market with hockey stick growth, but they just sold us a molasses waterfall and now I'm laid off.

molasses waterfall by boi_squeeze April 21, 2017

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molasses

it's a seasoning or a spice

"do you have any molasses"
"oh... you mean the seasoning?"

molasses by everyonesalittlegayiguess July 12, 2021

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