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mojo wank 

To stop play a game, often times competitive (IE, CS:GO or LoL), midway to jerk off.
Once you then come back to the game few minutes later you should play better.
At halftime both me and my buddy John went for a mojo wank. We both #REKT afterwards.
mojo wank by NOKris September 5, 2015
Mokona is Mokona. You count them one Mokona, two Mokona and then you stop because there's only two.
"Mokona is not a "thing"! Mokona is Mokona!"
Mokona by HaleyHanabusa March 18, 2010
Greeting used in the Northern part of Germany and Southern parts of Denmark. Can be used both as "Hello" and "Goodbye".
Mojn makke
Mojn by mrlars452 November 21, 2009

mojonopolistic 

a large amount of a particular substance which is groovy in essence
danyelle's ass is sooo mojonopolistic

i'm so full, that food was soooo mojonopolistic
mojonopolistic by Sexa T-Bone October 19, 2007

bad mojo 

1. An evil atmosphere, perhaps haunted by evil spirits or having a history of bad luck, or some dark history of past events (such as haunted by a murdered soul); 2. A bad situation. A situation you should get away from, because it's harming you; 3. A person's very bad attitude or ill intentions toward you, or toward people generally.
1. This place has bad mojo, and they say it's haunted. 2.That's some bad mojo—don't get involved. 3. That guy is bad mojo—you should get away from him. He is bad news. He is out to hurt you.
bad mojo by Ewizobeth June 4, 2018
Dam that Fergie got me crushin', she dropped that mojomana on me and I can't break her spell.
Mojomana by stinkyfngr February 18, 2011