Mourning Wood

When you're afraid of getting sexually aroused for a short period of time after one of your close relatives passed away because you think they're watching over you from heaven.

Guy: Dude, I saw some wicked porn last night, but ever since gammy passed away, I've had sever Mourning Wood..
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass

by Acronomicon March 18, 2014

mahur

Mahur is a very rare name and their personalities are very rare too! A Mahur will be your best friend for life, they will always have your back. They might think that they are very useless and are a dissappointment but they don’t know that they actually are very pretty and clever. A Mahur has a great sense of humor and will make you smile when you’re feeling bad. You can always count on them!

This girl is awesome, she’s pretty, clever, funny... She must be a Mahur!

by _histranger_ January 7, 2018

moureen

Female name usually given to someone Irish or an Irish wanna-be. Most Moureen are smart, sexy, exotic, stubborn and memorable. A Moureen will leave you exhausted for days. You won't forget your first Moureen, EVER!

Female name usually given to someone Irish or an Irish wanna-be. Most Moureens are smart, stubborn and memorable. A Moureen will leave you exhausted for days. You won't forget your first Moureen, ever.
"Hey dude, you look bad. Must've been with Moureen last night."

by Capricorn MoMo January 25, 2017

mourn porn

Films regarding the "happily ever after" theme that are normally watched by depressed teens after an intense breakup

Bryan: Hey where is Ayah?

Jeremy: Oh she is at her house watching some mourn porn, Keith Stone really did dump her hard.

by BML0322 February 19, 2011

Mohart

A girl who likes to sleep with married men and sabotage relationships

"I didn't want my husband around her because she was a known Mohart"

by KVontate June 20, 2018

Mourad

life in the banlieue is harsh. it shaped my lovely mourad. sometimes he won't recognise me on the street and pass me by all drigh (drunk and high). sometimes he will knock on my door and ask for chai. he loves my chai because I spice it up with cardamom and mint leaves. mourad is a fighter. but fighters need rest too like everyone else. when i ask him if he gets enough he turns his head or tells a joke. mourad is my first love. i want mourad to be my last love. lovely mourad.

Mourad:

Mellow
Onyx
UFO
Refined
Ambiguous
Debunking
🖤

by Krkič May 5, 2019

Mourc

n. mourc- a name Matt and Rob call their friend, Marcus. (mœrê•ćk)

Hey Mourc- Matt
What the fuck is a Mourc?- marcus

You- matt

by The Mourc Man September 17, 2020