Moby Dick

A move you make on Internet creeps who ask or send unsolicited creepy messages and content.
Starts out with a simple question: "do you like whales/spermwhales?" Then, no matter the answer you copy paste an entire chapter of the novel Moby Dick as a response. If they still reply you get to choose to block them or troll them further

Person 1: Dude I just got an old creep dm'me
Person 2: you have to moby dick him!

by CallMeDaddyIshmael October 28, 2020

Moby Dicked

when you are making out with someone and they pretty much eat your entire face.

"I wasn't making out with him, I was Moby Dicked."
"Ouch, your face must of hurt."
"Yeah, there were bite marks involved."

by Gangstuhhhhh April 19, 2007

Moby Dick's Dick

A dick of a dick is a dick of course. Except for when you can fuck all 7 seas simultaneously... it is the most "BRUTE-iful" thing imaginable. Some people say they have been cured of serious ailments and diseases from even blessing the family supper with mention of this monstrous pecker... one person reported having given cancer... "CANCER". But to the average non-blubber Hunter... they would never know... anal rippage at such a degree.

Father: Son, I want you to know that I love you and I want you to take care of the family if I don't return... you are 17 and you are almost ready to take care of the family and everything we have...

Son: But my father please don't go...

Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!

by ADDT-JACE February 08, 2015

Moby Dick

Adjective.

An obese or overweight caucasian female.

Man A: Man you where so drunk last night!

Man B: Fosho dude! I woke up with two Moby Dicks this morning.

by Soultaker MK3 September 10, 2010

Moby Dick

When you grab a the back of a girls thong, whale tail, your teeth.

Whenever I see a girls whale tail hanging out at the club, I have to give her the old Moby Dick.

by livercookies June 21, 2015

moby dick

Slang term used to describe somebody who is sick.
Some one who is often moby dick may be describe as a big dipper

Where is Harry Dozens, he's not moby is he? moby dick? sick? prick!

by Ben September 17, 2003

Big Moby Dick

Something that goes in either of the three things as following

- A sexy girl’s pussy
- her asshole
- her mouth

I locked the the room and started to smash my girl’s pussy hard-on with my big moby dick while fingering her ass

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 22, 2023