mjoklpqfguabswerdzxtyhcvion

jesus christ how bored can you get maybe you should try talking to somebody instead of wasting away doing this shit (i should really take my own advice) but seriously go out and do something meet up with friends play some games go do something

man im so bored im gonna type 'mjoklpqfguabswerdzxtyhcvion' into urban dictionary because out of all the possible things to do thats what im choosing.

by echo12524 June 12, 2022

mjorf day

The day where you must ask out that qt you've been thinking about, which falls on the first day of August

"Who are you going to ask out for mjorf day?"
"Probably joe"

by and76 July 31, 2022

mjölnerella

A hot Viking girl; a girl who loves Swedish Vikingrock music.

That blonde girl loves the bands Ultima Thule, Njord, and Mjölner. She’s a real mjölnerella.

by Ulrikavasa May 6, 2023

mjölnerella

A hot Viking girl; a girl who loves Swedish Viking rock music.

That hot blonde girl loves the bands Ultima Thule, Mjölner, and Njord. She’s a real mjölnerella.

by Ulrikavasa May 6, 2023

to mjölnir

To mjölnir something is to give someone something like if it's an actual Thor's Hammer, mjolnir. The best way to do it is that the "thor guy" is reaching his arm out, and the other (enslaved-like) guy, is making a violent move in order to make the object like it's attracted by the hand, and giving him the feeling that the "thor guy" is controlling it, and is worthy to hold the object. Only takes a few seconds, if the giving guy isn't a stubborn.

- Bro, can ya to mjölnir|mjölnir me water bottle, plz ?
- You sure are worthy... *to mjölnir|mjölniring him the bottle*

by Jay D. Ashe September 22, 2019

Molly Mjólk

Molly Mjólk is the definition of a small guy, who doesn't walk it like he talks it.

If a guy talks shit about you, "You're such a Molly Mjólk"

by eNgolaKonta March 31, 2022