mitansh

Lord of the lions, mosltly refered to as SIMBA, after which is spoken those around him tend to say WOOO

Jay: Hey (mitansh) Simba!
Ryan: WOOO
Melanie:WOOO
all the rest:WOOOOOOOOOOO

by Uwannaknowdontu April 10, 2008

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Mitar

The smartest mf around. Earth was blessed for providing a habitable place for this splendid being. He, who requires a total of 3 hours or less of slumber to sustain his omniferous, all-embracing, all-encompassing superior mind in grand condition. He is gifted at everything he tries, he is a quick-witted, consegrated, intellectual whom no duty seems to exhaust. You sporadically see him studying ever since he is regarded intelligent whenever people around him fathom his almighty presence. Some people even bow down infront of him and call him a descendant of god himself as he was witnessed of being able to cure obnoxious retards with a single condescending nod towards that disgusting jerk-off.
He, who is believed to have acquired a certain level of divinity is regarded the most intelligent being sunrays have ever touched ever since the burst of singularity whom the universe originates from. Every word he speaks produces cosmic energy which eventually results in occasional gamma lightning, supernovae and the gradual dilation of the universe. The Greeks eventually predicted such being being born in the future, thus they named the goddess of the grain, agriculture, harvest, growth, and nourishment, he who presided over grains and the fertility of the earth after him.

*door to a classroom opens and he who is almighty enters the room and illuminates the room with divine light and thus leaves the peasents dazzled*

Person 1: "WOW WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!? WHAT IS THAT LIGHT?!?! DID JESUS REINCARNATE AND START TO ATTEND PHYSICS CLASS?!?"
Person 2 *kneeling down and praying towards the almighty being*: "You dense mf!!! No! It's just Mitar attending class today, now kneel down and appreciate his presence you imbecile fuckwit!"

by He who possesses a huge dong September 18, 2018

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Mitali

A one in a trillion kind girl, who normally don't like pets, especially dogs but still refers to people who are close to her as Dogs. She's fun to be around plus she has a hilariously funny way of laughing which gets you laughing even more, ha-ha-ha-ha. She's dramatic, funny, dangerous but beautiful and hot. She's a cute little sloth bear with a heart warming smile. She's irresistible, in a good way of course. She's understanding, smort and mature, but also she's a kind who can dump you for a chocolate.
If you've her, you're damn lucky...

Unlucky guy : I've money, car, bungalow what do you have?

Lucky Me : Huh, I've Mitali.

by 123mictestbabytobaby November 25, 2021

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