Missile Waving 

when when country launches test missiles in response to another country's launch

"did you see the US launched an ICBM test missile?"
" Yeah I saw.. They are just Missile waving with North Korea"

Missile Waving by Lloyd Mobile August 2, 2017

Missile Dick 

One who is in possession, or one who participates in the usage and/or firing of a detachable, dangerous, rocket powered penis.

These weapons are rare, but extremely dangerous when handled by a well trained missile dick.

Fuck bears, the number one threat to America are Missile Dicks.

Missile Dick by couragealex July 29, 2009

missile-seeking heat 

A horny woman. The opposite of a heat-seeking missile: a horny man.

julie is hanging all over that guy. she is a missile-seeking heat tonight!

missile-seeking heat by kipseeks June 1, 2009

Missile Tits 

The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions during calistentics.

-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!

Missile Tits by Jone Merler April 9, 2006

Missile pad 

The act of putting toilet paper in the toilet first, and then taking a dump on top of it. The outcome is a turd floating above the water creating a terrible stench. This is a great thing to leave in a public bathroom, or anyones bathroom that you despise.

Mike: Man, who blew the bathroom up? Somebody shit in here on top of a big wad of paper, it looks like a Hershey's Kiss
Jeff: That is so nasty! Someone made a missile pad!

Missile pad by Cornholio6379 May 22, 2010

missile boobs

Breasts with a pointed or conical shape.

Did you see her boobs? They're missile boobs!

missile boobs by DucksRUs281 November 30, 2013

missile twink 

Similar to a twink, but is obsessed with being penetrated by men with large penises.

I'd go for him, but he's a missile twink...talk about throwing a hot-dog down a hallway.

It took two of us to satisfy him...had no idea he was a missile twink.

missile twink by Go-Go-Gone July 15, 2016