fecal mishap

To shit when you didn't mean to. Could be caused by a misjudged fart.

I had a fecal mishap. Can't you smell it? Now I got to go wash up.

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020

Hudson Mishap

Named for the astonishing water landing of a passenger jet in the Hudson River by Chesley "Sully" Sulenberger III.

A sexual maneuver that takes place in an area that is either tiled or covered in a linoleum or other laminate floor. The act begins with the man on his knees, holding the woman in front of him, supporting her weight with his arms, facing one another, penis inserted into her vagina. The man, who has a full bladder, pulls his penis out of the vagina and urinates on the floor behind her. He then re-inserts his penis into her vagina, lowers her back onto the fresh urine, and with one big thrust of his pelvis/penis he sends her gliding across the floor like a jet coming in for a water landing. The true HM includes the man throwing his arms and head back in celebration at the moment of uncoupling after the thrust.

So Jimmy says, "My girl can't get enough of my giving her the old 'Hudson Mishap,' but I hate cleaning up after it."

by Danny "Happy Monkey" Hammer February 28, 2011

Sexual Mishaps Club

An honorary 'club' that most non-virgins belong to. Joining the club is often by accident during the act of sex where something goes wrong.

Jimmy tried to finger his girlfriend and instead gave her a good poojab. They both joined the sexual mishaps club that night.

by Ben-Jamin82 August 30, 2009

Seattle Mishap

the act of two mixed martial art fighters grappling each other, when suddenly one loses control of their bladder and pisses all over the other fighter.

The 3 time NCAA wrestling champion was disqualified from the match when he accidentally preformed a "Seattle Mishap" on his opponent.

by AJ&KEVIN November 7, 2010

MISTAPPEAR

Verb: mysteriously disappear, dunno where it is, not found, missing. Also see mystappear

I wrote the definition for mistappear for this dictionary about 2 years ago, but it mistappeared.

by Sargin November 28, 2005

Mishappenings

When something happens during a wild night that was not planned.

Person 1: Dude did you know you had sex with a fox last night
Person 2: What!!!
Person 1: I no, crazy mishappenings

by -Stephen-Potter- February 23, 2008

Alabama Mishap

Where a guy is fucking a girl in the ass roughly, then proceeds to throw her off causing her to shit all over his bed. They then end up throwing up on eachother.

Man, I had an Alabama Mishap last night. Shit was intense!

by JarJarWinks February 19, 2010