Misfire

When you have to shit then you sit on the toilet and nothing happens.

I just went to poop but I Misfired

by Cgnic January 31, 2023

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022