Miracle

An event that occurs, that was previously thought to be impossible.

A Lada at the top of a hill? A miracle.

by CaptainProcrastinate May 4, 2015

miracle from the baby Jesus

Something so wondrous or unlikely of happening that it has to be a miracle from the baby Jesus himself.

Ice-T's wife, Coco has an ass so glorious that is a miracle from the baby Jesus.

Chuck Norris being elected president would be a miracle from the bJesus.

by Alyson Clair October 28, 2008

christmas miracle

Any unusual and happy event that takes place during December, especially any event on Christmas Day or close to Christmas Day

"Your packages arrived early! It's a christmas miracle"

"We won our trip to Hawaii on Christmas! It's a christmas miracle"

by Nitwitlover December 17, 2016

Miracle

The most Magical, Intelligent, Reliable, Adorable, Caring, Lovely and Ebullient person ever. She is really hot and any guy would be damn lucky to have her.

Damn that Miracle girl is soooo hot.

by GabrielJames January 30, 2020

Miracle Of Hanukkah

When passing around a bowl of marijuana, it is rare that only one light will last eight hits. Especially in the holiday season, it is appropriate to title the passing of exactly eight hits as a Miracle of Hanukkah.

Or, Mirahuanukkah.

Woah, that bowl lasted so long! Yeah, it's a Miracle Of Hanukkah...A Mirahuanukkah

by evabevabaltus March 27, 2011

Lavicki Day Miracle

An overly zealous reaction to an everyday occurrence. Often expressed silently with very loud physical twitches and movements. Jazz hands are not uncommon.

Noun.

"Um, did that guy win the lottery or something? He looks absurdly excited."

"No, McDonalds is giving away medium french fries today. It's a Lavicki Day Miracle."

by Charlos Santana November 24, 2009

albuquerque miracle

This is when you go to Albuquerque, New Mexico and bang a woman, her mom, and her cousin in the same night; afterward receiving twenty dollars for cab fare from each woman to leave the general area. Good luck.

I went to New Mexico and pulled off the Albuquerque Miracle.

by Stachmatic October 12, 2009