I crave that mineral

The supposed "Last meme of 2014" This picture of a Alpine Ibexe licking the side of a mountain wall for salt somehow gained popularity from of all places, Tumblr.

Baby: *Begins to stand up*
Mom: Aw! baby's First Steps!
Baby: *Begins scaling up house wall*
Mom: *In Horror* WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Baby: I crave that mineral

by Jesus's second cousin December 17, 2014

Minerva McGonagall

Such a legend. The most bad-ass professor Hogwarts has ever seen, and then she went on to become the headmistress of the school, the ONLY wizarding school in Scotland, might I add. She ALSO was the head of Gryffindor house. She won't take any crap from nobody.

Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.

Hufflepuff: Wow, Minerva McGonagall is so cool.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.

Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.

Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.

by nonojuststop October 13, 2019

Chilean Gummi Miners

A sexual activity for consenting adults. First, the female places herself in the doggy-style position (in her location of choice; preferably with her face placed flat upon the surface), then you get yourself a bag of Gummi Bears, and proceed to insert the little bears one by one into her anus. Once you've placed enough in there, go ahead and suck them out using only your mouth/tongue. This activity works best if the female has had an enema beforehand. please enjoy responsibly.

"My GF and I tried playing 'Chilean Gummi Miners' and I got shit in my mouth.. never again!"

by capitanpingaloca February 26, 2015

Mud Miner

The act of Docking into another males anus. Can be commonly used with Butt Pirate.

That new kid in school is a Mud Miner, he has been looking at me strange.

by xPoisonbloodx March 11, 2010

Gormless Minger

It means you are most likely dumb and ugly but mostly used as an insult in cod lobbies

Tj: You fucking gormless minger
Soup: Oh n o way bro same

by TJHIJINX August 28, 2021

celtic salt miner

When a gentleman dips his penis in a Shamrock Shake followed by the pouring of salt all over his festive Irish junk. He then proceeds to infiltrate a thirsty woman's anal canal. Afterwards, the woman licks the penis like a Popsicle and swallows every salty drop.

"Did you hear about Josh's new occupation?"
"Yeah the Irish fuck mines salt from the anus of desperate women!"
"Wow! He's such a hardcore Celtic Salt Miner."

by Latin Fuckers October 2, 2013

Chilean Miner

During oral sex, where the giver stays at the bottom of your shaft so long, you'd swear she plans to stay there until Christmas.

Does she like to give blow jobs? Oh yeah, that Betty is real Chilean Miner.

by Belfry September 3, 2010