mincing

Two people find a dead body. One puts their mouth over the penis, and the other elbow drops on the dead persons stomach.

" Callum and Tom were caught mincing on the late jimmy carter last night"

by Avocados! December 9, 2008

mince

adj.
1. acne or pimples

verb.
1. to 'pop' acne or pimples

Alex: "Thomas bro, your mince is bad as today!"

Thomas: "far i had a mean mincing session today"

by Skintightaz June 24, 2007

mince

Ugly

"Her face is all mince."

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Mince

Death Metal

I feel like listening to some mince

This Cannibal Corpse album is pretty mincey

by Altar Of Death December 7, 2003

mince

Has now changed from the way a homosexual would walk, to a old womens vagina.

shutup you mince

by Mant November 6, 2008

Mincing

Feeling an undeniable urge to be extra as hell and crumble/grind all of your ingredients when cooking with a special mincing too. If the chef fails to mince all ingredients while cooking then a penalty of -1 point will be served to the chef.

Alex: Hey, have you started cooking yet?
Megan: Not yet, I'm too busy mincing the garlic
Alex: You're extra as hell

by David Peter Butts March 16, 2020

mincing lizard

A lizard walking in a camp fashion with fimble wrists. Seems like it would suit the noise 'mmnnihmmnhimnmhm'

hey look at this mincing lizard i drew!

by mincerlizard December 7, 2011