Minceraft

Minceraft is a common misspelling of the popular game "Minecraft" and you've probably searched "Minceraft" in your browser to get here, you're really stupid

John: Hey, I just got Minceraft

Bob: Did you seriously just misspell Minecraft?

John: ...

Bob: ...

by (NAME GOES HERE LOL) November 8, 2021

Minceraft

Minceraft is a secret in Minecraft. You can see it by opening the game for the 10 000th time.

Common Misunderstanding:
Minceraft is NOT what you get when you mince a raft.

A: Hey, let's play Minecraft!
B: Ok.
A: Oh look, my title says "Minceraft"

by Houští April 15, 2022

Miners Helmet

a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.

"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"

miners helmet pinger bellend

by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 27, 2011

Mincer

A man who behaves in an extremely effeminate manner all the time whilst refusing to accept that they look in any way camp.

You know that Chris Allen? What a terrible mincer he is....

I know, minces around like he's constantly on the Bourneville Boulevarde and claims it's his natural gait. What a mincer.

by JimtheBullet April 30, 2008

minters

the same meaning as mint, only said with an emphasis on the 'ers' part of the word so you end up saying 'mintuurrrss'. It should sound like you have a very fake Yorkhire/North England accent.

'i got a few new sheep on the farm'
'ahhh minters'

by Ginge-o August 12, 2007

mincer

a term used to describe someone who is trying to do as little work as possible at any given time relative to the amount and type of work he or she should be doing. a mincer can plan a 'mince' in advance as well as 'mincing' spontaneously. a mince or mincer is usually the first to tell a fellow colleague off for mincing themselves. mincing is the art of avoiding any form of work.

"alright Bruce",
"alright Ben",
"where's Adam?"
"he's on a bit of a mince"
"that lazy cunt"
"what do you expect, he's a fat mincer"

by Benjamin 'benski' Tomkinson September 19, 2003

Mingers

Manly fingers; large fingers

Good lord of the dance, look at the size of Todd's mingers!

by mackdaddymitch September 13, 2009