Hide malfunction

when you are using the "Hide" function on one of your boring or annoying friends, but they still appear on your news feed

Lara: he is on my hide list but i still can see his status updates on my news feed
suk: Hide malfunction!

by sabitch February 6, 2010

Mikefunction

Pronounced: mike-funk-shun

Meaning to not work, never going to work, can not be fixed.

Trump: “How are we going to fix the deficit?”
Obama: “I don’t know Don, I’m pretty sure we are mikefunctioned on that one!”

by Mrs. Cross July 16, 2018

Brain Malfunction

When your brain physically is unable to respond or comprehend at most times.

"I tried to talk sense in to Rick Santorum, but he has a brain malfunction"

by Prokrustesseng January 13, 2012

Errectile Malfunction

A Errectile Malfunction is where you get a errection that you cannot supress and is visable through your trousers
Most common causes of Errectile Malfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.Buses
2.College tutors
3.CD/DVD drives
4.Physical abuse

"I had Errectile Malfunction on the bus to college this morining i thaught it was gunna fall off!"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

bowle movement malfunction

the term used to describe a malfunction of the body. most BMM's are realized when an unexpected noise is heard, or an unanticipated surprise is spotted by the BMM-er or by a non affiliated personal.

erica: oh hey
michael: oh no i wassn't expecting that!
erica: you must be experiencing a bowle movement malfunction.

by erieee November 12, 2009

Orafice Malfunction

The unfortunate sound of a fart or burb that goes horribly wrong.

Greg's fart sounded as if he sharted, creatiing an embarassing orafice malfunction.

by Tony from the Lido October 7, 2011

wardrobe malfunction

Term created by Justin Timberlake trying to be intelligent. He failed. Miserably.

"It was...*glances at cue card* a... wa... ar..... wardrobe mal.... malfunct.. wardrobe malfunction! Yeah! I can read!"

by Nezbit February 15, 2004