Chronic Migraine

Basically a Migraine but ongoing, possibly forever, and some times you'll get the lucky days where you don't have a Migraine then be crying in the darkness on the floor the next day.
It drains the person mentally, physically and emotionally, so please Do Not Disturb.

''I feel like I'm dying from the inside''
''Why?''
''I'm a Chronic Migraine sufferer.

by Mohatu the Nightfury August 20, 2017

migraine headache boy

A person who is annoying all the time and gives people migraines and headaches

Boy: Hey have you heard of Justin Beiber? He sucks, Did you know he sucks? I have a cat his name is Jerald and he is very old but I still love him (blabs on and on)
Person: (mutters) Hello, Migraine Headache Boy.

by Fam Squad May 28, 2016

cock punching migraine

bad planning and a stupid idea all rolled into one. first sleeping for so long you wake up with a massive migraine you dont know what to do when you wake up. that when you wake up and have a massive hard on, your first idea is to punch your hard on as hard as you can.

dude i slept for twenty four hours and when i woke up i had a cock punching migraine, so i punched my cock and went to sleep for another eight hours. god my dick hurts

by Dopeldog January 15, 2011

Migraine

Technical jargon for a group project.

1) Unfortunately, I have a migraine scheduled after class from 7:00 - 10:00 PM for the rest of the semester
2) We'll need to collaborate with Sales, Marketing and a 3rd party vendor for this migraine, but we think the results will be an overall positive for the company.
3) This well-researched migraine was handed off to R&D and Operations to figure out by the executive team after about 3 months of asking only sycophants

by Seems1 September 26, 2018

Platformer's Migraine

a migraine that occurs when a person plays an extremely difficult platformer.

"My head really hurts"
"Did you seriously get platformer's migraine after 3 levels?"
"Really hard levels."

by Sossololpipi February 13, 2021

optical migraine

Visual equivalent of a thought giving you migraine.

That's a dope song but the video is giving me an optical migraine!

by Chirantan June 19, 2016

Migraine hangover

Sort of like an alcohol hangover, except it is not caused by inebriation. Also known as postdrome. The end result of a migraine, it usually presents with a general feeling of tiredness, feeling bad all over, altered sensitivity to light and sound, sometimes accompanied by a sensation of having had a hot iron pressed to one's head or a troop of angry elephants ride on top of it. Best advice: rest and medication as prescribed by your doctor.

Dude # 1: Man, what's wrong with you?
Dude # 2: Migraine hangover. Feel like vomit.
Dude # 1: Partied hard last night, dude.
Dude #2: Nothing like that. M-i-g-r-a-i-n-e. That's what gave me this.

by OldEditor February 23, 2018