Midwestern State University: Where the local goose problem is handled with caustic gases – because when geese overstay their welcome, even the air has a way of reminding them it's time to migrate.
by Theadore guisel October 27, 2023
Get the Midwestern State Universitymug. Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP)
Pronounced: Mc-Pee
innocent, pure, conservative yet fun loving girl from the midwestern states. Typically goes to Catholic school, generally all-girls. Reluctant to hook up at first suggesting high morals but a freak in the sheets and very easily corruptible once she breaks through with the first immoral act.
Pronounced: Mc-Pee
innocent, pure, conservative yet fun loving girl from the midwestern states. Typically goes to Catholic school, generally all-girls. Reluctant to hook up at first suggesting high morals but a freak in the sheets and very easily corruptible once she breaks through with the first immoral act.
Damn, that girl Kate is such a Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP). She says her family goes to church every sunday morning but she's down to fuck on the beach.
by PuntaCana4ever April 23, 2011
Get the Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP)mug. The Midwestern pink bar snapper is know to become more aggressive in it seduction attempts around 1:15 AM.
by Wheresmydad23 February 11, 2023
Get the Midwestern pink bar snappermug. The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.
by RonRonson69 January 18, 2020
Get the Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprisemug. You get at least 3 of your friend shave off a small amount of pubic hair, then they all proceed to gangbang a girl , when it's time to finish they ejaculate in a glass , mix it with the pubic hair and have the girl eat it all .
Remember the girl we meet last night at rons party ? She was down for anything so we headed to dons barbershop , an hour later she was an member of the Midwestern shave club ! We all when out for pancakes after that, she told us she was full and just ended up ordering water.
by You pound em January 26, 2017
Get the the midwestern shave clubmug. Originating ONLY from one of the oldest homes in Gary, Indiana,
Midwestern Hellhounds are a very rare domesticated canine that is a 5-part mix of specific breeds.
Maternal side is American (red nosed) Beagle combined with German Shepard/Mastiff hybrid.
Paternal is Red-Nosed Pit Bull/Boxer hybrid.
Known for their speed, various colour patterns, loyal companionship, immeasurable amount of energy, and extremely loving demeanor, these dogs are also known to be great with all ages and settings, especially children.
*They are also adventurous, which means this breed can be a great dog for traveling but could also pose issue with escaping domestic containment if not cautious.
Midwestern Hellhounds are a very rare domesticated canine that is a 5-part mix of specific breeds.
Maternal side is American (red nosed) Beagle combined with German Shepard/Mastiff hybrid.
Paternal is Red-Nosed Pit Bull/Boxer hybrid.
Known for their speed, various colour patterns, loyal companionship, immeasurable amount of energy, and extremely loving demeanor, these dogs are also known to be great with all ages and settings, especially children.
*They are also adventurous, which means this breed can be a great dog for traveling but could also pose issue with escaping domestic containment if not cautious.
by Lotus Nyxxon April 2, 2017
Get the Midwestern Hellhoundmug. by ypoctac June 24, 2021
Get the A Midwestern Soccer Mommug.