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microshit

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.
"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."
by Ace8904 January 30, 2008
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microshit

A name people give to anything made by microsoft that they are too retarded to work or take care of. Mostly used online by jackasses typing on their computer with Windows.
"This microshit is garbage!"
"No, you are garbage."
by Ace8904 January 30, 2008
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Microcamping

Similar to camping in most first-person shooters, but it involves moving to usually 3 or 4 hiding spots and waits for people to show up. A microcamper usually cycles through locations after 2-4 kills. Hiding spots are usually near battle fields where lots of action happens
Guy#1: "Dude, can you please stop camping, I think the other team's getting pissed at you.

Guy#2: "Chill man, I'm microcamping. You can ambush 'em when they try to sneak up on an old hiding spot
by Ibanez887 April 19, 2010
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Microhippy

New generation of "tree-huggers" who concentrate all of their efforts on being "green" in order to reduce their "carbon footprint".
Martha Stewart and Paul James are microhippies. They recycle and have compost bins. Brad Pitt is no microhippy, contrary to his claims.
by acbeattie2 April 2, 2009
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microchrlis

microchrlis is an amazing editor with 11.7k
microchrlis is my favorite editor
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Microcomputer

A term used in the 1970s to refer to a computer which was much smaller compared to mainframes at the time, being small enough to fit on a desk. Rendered obsolete by modern computers, which can be far smaller.
The invention of the microprocessor allowed for microcomputers, which were much smaller than computers at the time.
by Mattjod July 29, 2021
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Microshit Losedows

Microshit Microfuck Losedows/Winblows is the worst misoperating system on the face of the planet, forcing all their shit products onto people such as Visual Shitio and Edge.

Microshit mostly makes failed products, and the only products that succeed are ones they copied or bought from others and then used their monopoly powers to shove down our throats. This was the strategy of Shill Gates, continued by Shitya Nadella.

Microsoft Reams, Asszure, and Offuck are just some of their shit products.
Microshit Losedows keeps crashing, bugging out, forcing Edge (which tries to push payday loans on people) on me even when I set a different as default, keeps asking me to set it as default and pay for Offuck and Xcox Game Pass every time I have a forced update, and keeps trying to force me to use ZeroDrive.

You're forced to sign in to a Microshit account when setting up the PC and connect to a network (so if you don't have network or the drivers, you're screwed, and Winblows has worse native network drive support then Linux). There's the nonsensical CPU hogging widgets that nobody cares about and many other bullshit.
by HeWhoShantNotBeNamed July 31, 2023
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