cock mugger

One who has such a voracious appetite for cock he will do anything to get his hands on cock.

The cock mugger noticed the man was holding his cock loosely, and so, with dastardly intent, the miscreant snatched the cock out of the man's hand, and ran down the street.

by iamnotoriginal February 11, 2009

muggeridge

If you have just been mugged off, that is a muggeridge

originated in North London

Dave-o: your mum sucked my dick

Steve-o: well your little sister sucked mine

Craig-o: thats a muggeridge

by Smithy678 November 14, 2007

beer mugger

(n). A youthful male, drinking nothing stronger than beer, who routinely assaults hippies and other degenerates usually after a local football game.

Dude! Don't go by the park tonight. Place is crawling with beer muggers.

by chuck woodchip September 24, 2009

muggery

the act of being forcibly relieved of one's money and/or possessions, and also anally raped. this only usually happens to men, as the anus is the only known orifice for sexual penetration for a man.

"holy shit, i was walking 'round times square, and this G muggered me!"

"Jack Watts, you are charged with the crime of muggery, how do you plea?"
"Not guilty, Your Honour."

by alex, savvy? November 15, 2007

mugger

1. A robber.

2. Someone with supernatural powers -- i.e. a ninja unicorn tamer.

1. Oh no, that mugger just stole my car keys!

2. Oh my gosh, you know that guy Finn? He's totally a mugger!

by whoareyouandwhatdoyouwant February 26, 2011

hugger mugger

Bullshit

What a load of hugger mugger!

by Dr. Rocks May 14, 2011

mogered

To be stalked, pestered, harangued and then ultimately forced into consuming excessive alcohol, leading to sickness or unconsciousness.

We went out for a quiet night, we lost Andy, found him passed out in toilet, it had been been decorated, I think he'd been mogered.

by Meatball Penis December 16, 2016