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Megasexual 

A megalomaniac person or organization that wants do conquer the world, using sex as a weapon of mass domination.

Eg: Feminists, The Porn Industry, Nicky Minaj.
Person1: Hey dude, just look at those Femen chicks, shaking their boobs, are they trying to hipnotize us?

Person2: Its not boobs, they're using an ultra high frequency brain washing device attached to their breasts to turn us into their mindless slaves.

Person: Wow, totally Megasexual!
Megasexual by H1b3rt0 June 16, 2020
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measexual 

Measexual is a sexual modifier in which one's attraction changes, or when one only feels attraction when eating meals. It can be affected by any type of meal besides desserts and snacks. If one's sexuality is influenced by a certain meal, one would put the flavor into the label.
Person B: So, what's your sexuality?
Person A: I'm Measexual
Person B: Eww!!, that's so fucking disgusting, that's not even a sexuality you freak!
measexual by An_AlienWithInternet January 31, 2022
A person who is sexually attracted to really pretty people no matter what gender they are
i am melsexual and i think mel is so pretty!!
melsexual by ainsleys wife February 5, 2022

meowsexual 

Meowsexual means that you are attracted to Meowbahh!
someone: hey! I would like to say I’m Meowsexual! UwU

meowbahh: omg arigato tomodachi! ^w^

Meowsexual 

A sexuality that is made up by kids who are fatehrless and should touch grass
Person A:I'm meowsexual
Person B:I think i know why your dad never came home
Meowsexual by xeroooo April 24, 2022

Melosexual 

I think I might be Melosexual, other guys just don’t do it for me.
Melosexual by jojo7777 August 25, 2022

Meowsexual 

A sexual desire towards a very horrible person called meowbahh
Person A: I identify as Meowsexual

Person B: Go touch grass
Meowsexual by Xeridavinci October 11, 2022