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Metro Sexual 

Someone who's sexually straight but socially gay.
Richard Simmons is such a metro sexual with his getup and exercise routine.
Metro Sexual by Asian Dude 428 June 10, 2021

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Metro sexual:
1) (quickly fading) Fad style found in large cities in which males fuel their vanity by spending money to have their fingernails buffered and their face exfoliated. although many will strive to be politically correct, there is nothing sexual about the metrosexual. place the metrosexual in an enviornment outside of a starbucks and a salon, and you will see where is masculinity stands (yes, there is such a thing as masculinity). although the metrosexual knows to be sensitive (a plus), there is no strength to accompany the soft side, therefore he is androgenous. of course, with any fad, there will be women attracted to 'it' because of the social status, and the social status alone. it would be well advised for women to date other men in cities with a high crime rate such as new york, as metrosexuals abhor violence and would rather get their nails done then defend their woman from a mugger.
to be fair, im sure there are exceptions to the rule, and im sure there are metrosexuals that have not forsaken their true sexuality. (3 million years of it is hard to vanquish.)
2) Term pertaining to any style thought of as a politically correct male look or action, sometimes seen as homosexual.
1) You know. the guy you thought was gay but isnt. thus, metro sexual.

2) ryan seacrest acts metro sexual.
metro sexual by Neitzsche April 9, 2006

metro sexual 

a metrosexual is simply a man who is unashamed of indulging his vanity, and is stylish enough to get away with being vain.

it isn't about sex, and it's never applied to women. it's just a man who hasn't quite crossed the line into narcissism. avoid him all the same; like the song says, a man shouldn't spend more time on himself than he does on you.
custer was a metro sexual. william shatner is vain, but he's not a metrosexual. currently, most true, heterosexual metrosexuals are black men and italian american men.
metro sexual by north america February 16, 2006

metro sexual 

A guy who's in fact so gay that he's affraid to be fucked in the ass.
Hey, don't you think that metro sexual from the marketing department would be happier if he'd recognize he was gay?
metro sexual by Obetrol December 28, 2005

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metro sexual by pat April 28, 2004

metro sexual 

A fag in denial!!! If you belive otherwise then you are probably a metro sexual too.
My roommate is a total metrosexual. He spends hours in the bathroom, he talks about other men lovingly, he always complains about women, how they aren't as pretty as him, and he never watches girl-on-girl pornography. For some reason, he likes the ones with all the black guys.
metro sexual by DevilDisn November 14, 2004