Definitions by Waterpoop

Metro-sexual 

A douchey male who flaunts his expensive Guess jackets, goes tanning and highlights his hair.

Justin is a self proclaimed metro-sexual.

Metro-sexual by Waterpoop May 14, 2019

Hunker down 

To squat in an aggressively sexual position

Wow, Mary really did hunker down on those jacuzzi jets!

Hunker down by Waterpoop April 25, 2019