dank memist

Someone who admins a dank meme account.

Oh, you're the dank memist running this account?

by Savage Styles August 17, 2016

Shiest-meister

Someone who constantly scams others. The king of scheisters. An asshole who is always acting shady and ripping off one person or another. The guy that traded you a venusaur for your charizard back in the day.

Yo man, that fucking car dealer sold me a piece of shit car. What a shiest-meister!

by The shady boyfriend May 27, 2007

G-Meistrous

Having the manner of a overpowering man, one who is loud, creative, smart, well-mannered, competitive, and "an acquired taste." To be G-Meistrous is both a compliment, an insult, and a challenge

Gregory: Let's have a world capitals contest, I betcha I can whoop your butt and show you who's daddy!

Justin: Sheesh, don't be so G-Meistrous man

Gregory: Oooh... it's on, it's on I tell you

by G-Meistro January 3, 2010

meister

similar to 'dog', it is a suffix added to a name that makes that person sound a lot cooler than they actualy are.

"My name is mr cook..."

"You're a loser"

"...but people call me the cookmeister"

"You're so cool, make love to me"

by i suck ass October 16, 2008

Whore Meister

A pimp, an irresponsible ladies man, or any other form of related low-life who pockets his coin off of live female flesh.

Etymology: Coined usage, from "Whore" for prositute and "Meister," German for "Master."

Hugh Hefner is a real Whore Meister!

See also: Hefner, Whore Master

by Chance Wayne May 4, 2006

Douche Meister

Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy

douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!

Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters

by that guync30 May 27, 2010

Masistrain

Masistrain, from Masi(the first known infected person) and strain(a variant or subtype of a virus or bacterium). Masistrain, while similar to gonasyphaherpalaids, varies in that the originating host is known and no HIV has been detected. The Masistrain includes a rare combination of the sexually transmitted diseases; Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and Herpes, as well as being pussy whipped. Known cures and prevention: Stop fucking random skanks without rubbers, antibiotics, antivirulents, and fist pumping to shitty music.

Yo man, hes got the Masistrain. That chick he's with is off limits now.

by Jon Wu May 12, 2008