merkel

Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage.

While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her.

by thewordster September 8, 2008

merkeled

To be sexually abused by a foreigner.

My friend from germany got merkeled on new years eve.

by mellupabbi April 26, 2016

Merkeled

When a European woman is culturally enriched by an Arab penis

When I asked how many women were Merkeled on New Years Eve I was told to check my privilege

by BUILDTHEWALL April 30, 2016

merrelli

hot, Italian sportscar that goes 0 to 60 in 3 seconds flat.

I love driving my Merrelli on the freeway.

by mimi62181 February 7, 2010

Merkellism

The religion based on worshiping Angela Merkel.

Sara: Have you heard about Merkellism?
Todd: Yes, they worship Merkel.

by Merkellite February 2, 2019

Merkeling

Giving someone an unwanted shoulder rub, or more generally any sort of unwanted touching, especially between coworkers/peers/people who need to interact with each other regularly. Named for the time that George W. Bush 'Merkeled' Angela Merkel.

"Ugh, Kevin started Merkeling Tim in a meeting. Poor Tim. And Kevin still had soup all over himself!”

by Mac Kracken March 5, 2019

Marzella

Marzella’s will always be there for you. They will always try to help you out no matter what. They’re athletic and hilarious. They are easy to get along with, but aren’t afraid to show you up. Just don’t ever make Marzella’s mad cause danger can come. She is also pretty and will always tell you the truth about a situation.

Dang I wish I was a Marzella.

That girl is so cool. Yea she’s a Marzella.

by The Duffy February 22, 2020