Merf

"Narf" + sighing, or a remark meaning you are confused.

Merf! That was a long day's work!

by Zeldapika November 10, 2003

merf

rejected, denied, shut down

yo i t.oed this g and she merfed me like a shemp. look up shemp and t.o.

by Armenian GOD April 17, 2003

merf

A really sexy man over the age of 40. Even teens want to be with them.

Man, Did you see Johny Depp's latest movie?

Oh ya! He is SUCH a merf!

>> Dang that george cloney is one merf!

by babababakbakbka May 13, 2008

merf

1.Term of endearment used to humiliate a partner in public.
2.Also used as random blathering by confused female companions.

"I love you, Merf!"
or may be used with other terms:
"You are my Sugar Merf."
"oh, Merfer!"

by Marklaria September 12, 2005

merf

noun: any word, topic or object which would score very high on the merf scale

I don't know why it took Bob so long to figure out why "foot long hot dogs" are a total merf.

by jhimm April 16, 2004

merf

a substitute for the word cool, since it kinda gets old after a while.

Man, that bitch was so fucking merf in bed. hot damn.

by Richard Heymann March 18, 2006

Merf

Origin: as a mistyped word using T9 texting.

1. Slang for nerd, or geek.

2. Something which either is nerdy or geeky or exhibits nerdy or geeky qualities (WoW, Pokemon, anything you can be a fan of basically)

3. An insult for someone who is even worse than a nerd.

Only merfs like (insert geeky/nerdy/lame/otaku/weird thing here). Freaking merf...

by Field Marshal Herman Bubbles August 2, 2010