mell of a hess

a very difficult situation (the spoonerism is usually deliberate)

It sure looks like they got themselves into a mell of a hess.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2011

Melling Hellcat

A Sports Car Produce by Al Melling in Rochdale, Lancs, UK.
The car is street legal and has more power than a buggati Veyron, 270 mph top speed and hits 60 under 2 seconds.

Melling hellcat is the fastest road legal car produced... ever

by Jamima fuck a duck January 10, 2010

mell

Refers to a horse addicted woman, normally when they have brown hair and galaxy eyes

1. Man, did you see her with the horse? She’s such a mell
2. I dated a mell 2 years ago, best decision

by Gkid1005 November 24, 2021

Mell

Sexiest woman alive. Who loves her friends in a gay way and loves her fruits because she is fruity. An awesome girlfriend to all boyfriends.

Jack: OMG, Mell is such an amazing woman. I would totally date her.
Joesph: No, shes mines! *turns emo*
Jack: *turns into a wolf*
*fights*
*dies of mells existence*

by yourmomscoochiewasbussing September 2, 2021

Melling

Moulding together. In an great relationship holding each other tight. Hugging each other with passion.

I was Melling my wife last night!

by My definitions are correct October 24, 2017

mells

a cute and short way of saying marshmallows

let’s cook the mells on the campfire

by mightywil April 17, 2021

ice mell dove age eye nah

I smelled a vagina (I cemelld ove ageeyenah)

ice mell dove age eye nah

by MARCUSISANI- November 23, 2024