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Verb. The tendency to frequently request to speak to an employees manager whilst a customer at that establishment, with the notion or feeling of moral obligation to express that the employee is doing a fine job performing their duties. To Meech can also apply to other acts out of moral obligation, or obligations to comply to social norms, which might include, but is not limited to: Wearing pants, not picking ones nose, not flatulating to the rhythm of "Everybody Dance Now" by C+C Music Factory in a grocery store on Saturday, or refraining from making penis jokes during a church service to an acquaintances grandmother.
Hey dude, did you send Amanda's grandmother to lemonparty.org? No man, I decided to Meech, she's 80 and has a pretty bad heart condition.
Meech by Meechmeech June 13, 2011
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verb: to fuck something up horribly, in an embarrassing and humiliating way

He scratched on an easy 8-ball shot, and melched the whole game.

Please, try not to melch it up.

When throwing the volcano bag, try not to throw too short or you will melch.
melch by camacus October 16, 2008
Suck ejaculated semen from the vagina - see Felching

I melched your minge of all the spunk
Melch by JaMRaG February 19, 2006
A person, male or female, that resembles a slug. Usually a little bit large, with glasses that looks like a slug. You may notice that they dont often pull, and leave a gooey trail in the wake of their sucker foot.
"that kid is a flipping melch!"
"Check out that meiclh!!"
Someone who is profoundly unable to be normal in everyday life.
"Did you hear what Trey and Chris did last night, total meeches."
Meech by Unclebadtouchh September 22, 2015
what you say when you see a squishy animal. many different types of things you could say to this, makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.









potatos, garlic, plungers, mailboxes, zit scrapers, stirphone noodles, wooden benches, concrete baskets, invisible snoflakes, lacy curtins, lepord printed reversable bras.


mostly speakin by brittany and becca, who are bestfriends, forever<3333333333333


BEAN'S SEXY
thats so cute, i'd love to meech with it.
meech by Miss Britt August 7, 2008