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Mel Gibson

an ok director who looks down on minorities. also see hitler and mate.
by stan April 12, 2006
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Mel Gibson

Verb. To go on a hateful diatribe against someone or something, esp. ethnic minorites.
"Hey, did you see that Michael Richards routine?"
"Ya, he totally pulled a Mel Gibson"

or similarly,

..."He went Mel Gibson on those guys."
by 50Szent January 1, 2007
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Mel Gibson

"Actor" and director, full name Mellicent Religiosus No Sodomites Please I'm Catholic Gibson, who was born in New York State and made it big in Australia playing a former cop who becomes a hero for a lot of post-Apocalyptic Aussies when you can tell by the look on his face that all he wanted was a Fosters. Often described as anti-Semitic (Jew-hating), and he may very well be ... on a bad day he gives the Jews about one percent of the venom and bile that he reserves for gays. The most consistently homophobic major director of the last twenty years. You don't believe me? Just watch Braveheart, for Chrissakes. Speaking of which, The Passion of the Christ would do as well.

Having said that, he really does have a cute ass.
Quotes from Mel Gibson:

And tell the English ... that they may TAKE our LIEEVES ... but thay'll NEVAHR ... get theer HONDS ... AP oor KELTS!!
- Braveheart (Director's Cut)

Umm ... yes, well, it's a matter of fact that my grandfather was homosexual, and so was that teacher in remedial English that kept giving me detention, and Pontius Pilate, and Satan, and all those guys from South Africa who dumped on the niggers, hey, one of my best buddies was black, you know, and all those Orthodox Jews were homosexual too, and so are the Reform movement, and there are a lot of them out by Alice Springs and Coober Pedy, and I think Martin Luther was homosexual too, yeah, and ...,
- confidentially leaked interview

Danny, c-mere, stick my shoulder joint back in the socket, I'm too pooped, just don't, y'know, get too close, man ...,
- Lethal Weapon 2, Director's Cut

I only hate the Jews when I'm drunk.
- confidentially leaked interview
by Fearman January 6, 2008
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rockin the mel gibson

(Verb) when one is wearing a "low" ponytail, positioned near the nape of the neck, such as actor Mel Gibson wore in the movie, "The Patriot".
"Dude, Chelsea is totally rockin the Mel Gibson today. She must have overslept or something."
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Mel Gibson Defense

Using alcoholism to cover one's mistakes, like blaming Jews for all the world's wars. You can pretty much say anything you want, as long as your drunk it doesn't count. You also get special treatment later because you have a problem.
Jim call his boss a douche bag but he didn't get fired. He used the Mel Gibson Defense and actually ended up getiing a promotion for admitting his problem. Fucking Shithead!!
by Superfli21 November 13, 2006
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Mel Gibson Syndrome

An extreme obsession with oral sex and screaming.
The man was diagnosed with Mel Gibson Syndrome after forcing his wife to suck on his genitalia repeatedly while screaming in a fit of rage.
by ThompsonytheThomps August 10, 2010
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Mel Gibson Mode

When a drunken person flips out and embarrassingly lets loose their bottled up dark side. Usually it involves a barrage of racial and (mostly antisemetic) slurs.
We wrere all chilling at the bar after work until a drunken Joe went into Mel Gibson Mode; ran his mouth off about blacks and Jews, then picked fights with anyone he bumped into. 5 seconds later he was crawling on the floor, gathering his teeth.
by Dr. Claw January 21, 2009
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