Medford

City on long island, not one of its best areas. Made up mostly of tough white kids and ghetto black kids. Weekend nights consist of driving the streets drunk either looking for or avoiding trouble.

Medford NY: Not the friendliest place in the world..

by JohnnyDoe23 April 2, 2009

Medford,NJ

A great town i dont care what you say . All those people who live here and say "OMFG MEDFORD IS SOOOOOOO BORING" need take a look around them. The black to white ratio is 99 to 1 , less then that even. There is no crime . The is a gay ass highschool that we all take as a complet joke. It was nick named "shawnee prison" Dew to the ban on drinking water and the loss of ketchup cup. Cause they didnt fit into the budget which is like 4000000 dollars . There are mostly big homes over 5000 sq feet. Your 30 mins from philly 10 mins from the mall 10 mins from a movie theater 2 hours from NYC and 30 mins from the shore. Also there is no more building there due to the pinebarrens what eles can you ask for??? Oh and i cant forget the massive drugs that go threw this town , its kinda funny cause you wouldnt think it until you walked into shawnee for about 10 mins.

White , nice clothes , nice shoes , and drinking on the bored walk at 14 years old . He must be from medford.

by Jay March 17, 2005

Medford NY

Part of Long Island made up of drug dealers, murderers, hate crime victims, and medal of honor recipiants. Some decent parts but has its ghetto areas such as Gordon Heights, The Pines, and Eagle Estates.

Being careful walking around Medford NY at night.

by Pedro Rodrigezzz March 24, 2009

medford lakes

where to begin. this poor excuse for a town is approx. 1.2 square miles. Of its 27 lakes, most were destroyed when the town was washed away, and probably wont be refilled for years to come. a classic med laker would be caught at riv, grabbing a slice, and taking off..or at wawa with a prime case of the munchies. lakers enjoy smoking pot, getting trashed, and thinking of everyway possible to seperate medford kids from medford lakers. you live in lakes, you ride your bike. not just any bike, a classic beach bike with large handle bars and a large seat, some with baskets. your parents dont give a shit about your life, and you have the best times of your life at a random field where no one can find you. you know everyone around you, and can pronounce all the names of the random street signs no outsiders can read. you shop at murphys, and buy your gas at mobil. when your thirsty, you invest in a half gallon of ice tea at wawa, and couldn't have anything better. overall, everything about your life is a joke and you wouldn't have it any other way.

whos that sketch kid over there staring at nothing, who cares, some stoner from medlakes

by - - - - March 19, 2005

Medford

A place full of 14 year old hoes and white boys who think they're in the mafia

"Yo those Medford kids are pussy af"

by Mohamed Belatreche August 19, 2016

a true medford family

A true family from medford is constructed like this: Both parents are together have a goooood amount of money in the bank a few kids each with about 100,000 dollers in their trust funds, at least one of the daughters is a whore and at least one kid is a stoner, big ass house look perfect on the outside, and every kid is perfect at everything they do they have to have a shore house and dress everyday in either Abercrombie & Fitch or American eagle, oh and the whole famile must be very attractive

Person1-yea there's this family who lives down the street from us in the summer in ocean city, damn they're like perfect
Person2-are they from medford??

by lover April 19, 2005

medford memorial middle school

A school in south jersey where your average 6th grader will first give or get head, and your 7th grade girl will grow up to be a prostitute, also known as the school where your principle suspends for giving hugs and haves footloose played at every school dance.

alyssa blew john..under a table?

by youdontneedtoknow May 13, 2005