diesel mechanic

Pretty much an overall bad ass. If you're a diesel mechanic, you're fucking awesome and acquire all of the bitches and currency

J-Wolf is a diesel mechanic; a mans man who gets all the bitches

by Flugruger April 10, 2015

McHat-trick

Having all three meals of the day (breakfast, lunch, & dinner) at McDonalds.

I just finished my McHat-trick with a BigMac Meal and I think I might die! See also gluttony and fatass

by Ronald McFatass December 8, 2009

Mechal Effect

A sudden shot of adrenaline while being near Mechal or her 1st born son.

Kid 1: Can you feel it?
Kid 2: Yeah I think so.
*Mechal and 1st born son walk in*
Kid 1 & 2: *get shocked and have goosebumps*
Kid 1 & 2: Its the Mechal Effect!

by Hilo37392 August 2, 2020

Spicy Mechanic

The action of coating your penis in WD40 as an alternate form of lube, lighting said penis on fire and then sticking it inside of a girls anus

Bro, last night I gave that bitch a spicy mechanic, and now she's "in the hospital" and "needs me to pay her medical bills."

by Grognesium May 23, 2019

Shade Tree Mechanic

A person willing to learn and perform scheduled maintenance or simple repairs on their own vehicle rather than being completely reliant on technicians who may be dishonest, careless, or ignorant.

Many automakers have realized that dealer service is profitable and have designed vehicles to be irreparable by independent or shade tree mechanics.

by Aguirrez May 19, 2008

quantum mechanics

A topic in physics that will fuck with your mind over and over again.

After trying to understand quantum mechanics for 10 hours, I decided to write a bullshit definition for it.

by ADD.i.kt February 4, 2010

Mechanical Engineering

n. The most hardcore and manly type of engineering known to man.

Business major: "What do you major in bro?"

MechE major: (in a deep booming manly voice)"Mechanical engineering."

Business major: *shits his pants out of awe and fear*

by FYAM April 15, 2009