Mertle

When someone is always always in a negative mood they are being a mertle

Person 1: let's go to the football game this weekend

Person 2: nah, I cant be bothered

Person 1: come to the game and stop being a mertle

by seanconnerytoupee February 4, 2020

Meatle

How incompetent spellers occasionally spell the word Metal.
It should be mentioned that individual's logography is an irrelevant and untrue measurement of intelligence, and the subsequent message should be sought and considered before passing an unfair judgement.

"My dads garage has a meatle floor and a concrete roof. The liting isnt very good but its tolerable in daylight hours, and my neighbors kitchen occasionally luminates my dads workbench as late as ten PM, so he can keep up his hobbies and personal chores late into the night. When their lights recede, he knows when its about time to go to sleep.

by BLDJLN July 11, 2021

Meatless love

When two girls without a dick have Sex

Lari: Wanna do meatless love?
Hannah: Yes!

by Stephen Kink January 15, 2022

meatlejuice

When you take your date to a Beetlejuice play and crank his meat in the audience.

Lauren Boebert is all about that meatlejuice.

by Patrick Hanky September 19, 2023

Meatlejuice

When a woman cranks her dates hog in the audience of a Beetlejuice play or theater.

Don't say it 3 times.

"Did you hear about Lauren Boebert? She got escorted out by security because she Meatlejuiced her date."

by Randall the Rando September 20, 2023

Martlet

Martlet my beloved

Person: "Who's your favorite Undertale Yellow character?"
Me: "Martlet my beloved."
Person: "Yeah."

by CarbynnKirb February 10, 2024

martlet

That humanoid bird from Undertale Yellow.

A: "Who's that looking like Berdly's mom?"
B: "That's Martlet"

by Neptune8273 December 22, 2023