vagina mcgina face

a man whose face has physically turned into a vagina, due to a restraint of manly activities, or a general lack of testosterone

hey, i heard tom likes twilight, what a vagina mcgina face

by the jimtrain July 10, 2010

Malina

Malina is the personification of a thunderstorm. From soothing droplets to wall-shaking crashes, she will make you feel it all. Lightning and all, she electrifies you with her love. But just as you’re beginning to let yourself get used to it, she’ll take it all away, leaving you cursing the sun and yearning for the clouds to come back. She’ll haunt you, leaving you only with echoes of her incessant quoting of Wuthering Heights, ancient classics such as the Iliad and the Odyssey, and random ritualistic hymns. All you’ll ever want is to be dancing with her in her museum of a room, lit by an excessive number of pillared candles, to the drum-like pattering of her icy raindrops that entrance you all over again.

Oh, and, all those villains she loves to go on about? Know that she is all of them, all at once. You can either fear her or love her for this. Tread carefully and trust wisely. She’ll tread over you to bring greatness and glory to herself.

I’m only warning you because even if I can’t be the one, I can at least help make way for you until the day that you come.

Et tu, Malina?

And I pray one prayer—I repeat it till my tongue stiffens—Malina, may you not rest as long as I am living; you said I killed you—haunt me, then! The murdered do haunt their murderers, I believe. I know that ghosts have wandered on earth. Be with me always—take any form—drive me mad!

Malina, cara mia, I forgive you.

by anglodick May 7, 2022

caelan mclin

A philosophical, logic-seeking breed of sex pantherr who always put this girl first :D Tends to be an amateur medicine-mannn & herbal entrepreneur!! Haha. Loves everyone and everything but is embarrassed to show it at times. Loves to cook for others and is constantly generous when with someone he reallyy cares for:') A true stoner. Ohh & says "like" a lottt ;) hah

Anna- "Did you hear what that Caelan Mclin guy did?!?"

Alyssa- "You probably don't even know my man bitch, hah"

by c00c00c@ch00 January 14, 2013

jafet molina

Awesome guy who makes girls nut and makes gay guys nut. He's good at soccer and can kill you if you piss him off. He hates whores.

Jafet is sooo hot!!! Jafet Molina is like sooo awesome!!

by Jaykilla17 October 17, 2019

Dirty melina

When a women fists you so hard that you become a slave to her will put into a state of everlasting submission and love

Larry got the ole dirty melina ,now he is Rose's bitch ,I guess no more sunday night football at Larry's

by Mtg187 August 2, 2020

malina

meaning raspberry in other languages; a very hot occasional porn star. uncommon to people outside of europe.
can also be a girl's name.

as fruit:
damn i wish i had more malinas in my pie

as other:
malina is my favorite star, i'd hire her every weekend

or
Helllllo My name is Malina.

by Courtlandy February 23, 2008

molina

Molina's are known for big hamstrings and good 100 times. Due to abnormally large glutes, all Molina's are able to thrust extremely well, thus leading to ridiculous amounts of intercourse. Oh the huge cock doesn't hurt either...

Wow I wish I was a Molina!

by 'Z May 21, 2014