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Mucking the pooch 

another saying that means screwing
Dude you are mucking the pooch right now come on.
Mucking the pooch by B-rad is rad December 21, 2012

McGuckin 

This is when your date/girlfriend refuses to give a traditional blow job at the end of the night. Instead, she will only put the tip of your penis in her mouth, and remain motionless, while you masturbate. It's a common end to a mediocre date night, where she likes you enough to help you get off. However, she will only put forth minimal effort. Universally seen as a failed attempt to get a blow job.
Guy 1. "How was your date last night with Lisa? Did she blow you?"
Guy 2. "I thought it went great, but at the end of the night I only ended up getting a McGuckin..."
Guy 1. "Bummer man."
McGuckin by Tur7le December 17, 2013

Stifle McFunningston 

A person who, at a party, stifles fun.
Stop being a Stifle McFunningston, Patty, just because your house is on fire.

Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch 

The first letters of "Mother fucking son of a bitch" switched around so that whoever says doesnt sound like theyre cussing.
*Guy 1 steals Guy 2's wallet and runs away*

Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards

mcfuckinshithappensjustalilbitifyaknowwhatimeanmine 

Definition 1: McFuckin' Shit happens just a little bit if you know what i mean mine.



Definition 2: Often used to express ones feelings towards a situation.
Person 1: You dawg waddup?
Person 2: mcfuckinshithappensjustalilbitifyaknowwhatimeanmine
Person 1: Same here

mafuckingbitch 

A bitch that fucked up everything you hold dear in life.
Marina is such a mafuckingbitch.