A Mcallister is a reptilian creature that often is found fondling cow udders or licking out huge black pussy. they often often reside in underground areas like caves and sewage systems

That Mcallister licked me and that cow in under 20 seconds

Mcallister by Charlesmeister December 17, 2011

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douche mccallister

someone who resembles part douche, part deuce mccallister and that eats the excrement of assholes. no one likes these "douche mccallister"s, because of their lack of brain activity and over activity of smell.

man, that pat galloway is a douche mccallister.

why do you say that?

cause he's a smelly douche-looking mother fudger and i cant stand the odor any longer.

douche mccallister by saucy mcgee May 28, 2008

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Devin McCallister

He is a very sweet and intelligent person. I would be lost without him. He is the one I go to for everything. He has changed my life for the better. I love him with all my heart. If your friends with this guy, then you are a very lucky person.

I love Devin McCallister

Devin McCallister by iloveyoubabes April 24, 2011

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mcallisterisation

mcallisterisation is the process of loving Trump so much you become a right wing bampot. Total denial of facts and sexuality.

This guy has been brainwashed through mcallisterisation he's lost the fucking plot!

We're not sure which way this guy swings due to the mcallisterisation process. It's really hard to tell if it's men one day or women the next.

mcallisterisation by Gfunkasauras November 13, 2020

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