Native citizens of Massachusetts, these filthy piles of subhuman garbage can be found seasonally swarming New Hampshire each summer and fall, desperate to escape the pathetic lives they've left behind in their disgusting state. Ironically, most Massholes will actively sneer upon and condescend the native residents of New Hampshire, even while they frantically scramble across its borders.
Immediately identifiable by their proto-human speech, which instantly announces a profound lack of intelligence, or even basic civility, Massholes can take many forms, but share many common traits. For example:
That fucktard that is drifting into your lane, and traveling 55 in a 30, why don't you glance at their license plate? Sure enough, it's a Masshole.
That douche that's walking an easy hiking trail with his buddies 3 minutes from a major roadway, and openly wielding a crossbow and machete because to his dumb ass he might as well be embedded in the jungles of the Amazon--when you get back to the parking lot, take a look at their license plate. Can you guess where they're from?
That obnoxious asshat that's wearing a Patriots jersey, talking so loud that you can hear every word of his retarded conversation, and taking up two pumps at the gas station because he's too self-absorbed and arrogant to take one second and pull forward a little--again, just glance at that license plate. Gasp! It's a Masshole; how surprising!
Immediately identifiable by their proto-human speech, which instantly announces a profound lack of intelligence, or even basic civility, Massholes can take many forms, but share many common traits. For example:
That fucktard that is drifting into your lane, and traveling 55 in a 30, why don't you glance at their license plate? Sure enough, it's a Masshole.
That douche that's walking an easy hiking trail with his buddies 3 minutes from a major roadway, and openly wielding a crossbow and machete because to his dumb ass he might as well be embedded in the jungles of the Amazon--when you get back to the parking lot, take a look at their license plate. Can you guess where they're from?
That obnoxious asshat that's wearing a Patriots jersey, talking so loud that you can hear every word of his retarded conversation, and taking up two pumps at the gas station because he's too self-absorbed and arrogant to take one second and pull forward a little--again, just glance at that license plate. Gasp! It's a Masshole; how surprising!
You see that real piece of shit with the Patriots jersey that just cut us off, wonder where he's from? Oh yeah, can you believe it? He's a Masshole!
by NH Native August 29, 2017
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Steve: Well we are just like Connecticut, except we have the Red Sox and the Kennedys. GO RED SOX!!! OVA DAH MONSTAH!
Jim: Wow. Steve is such a masshole.
Jim: Wow. Steve is such a masshole.
by Ben Paul January 7, 2008
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A resident of the state of Massachusetts who is in asshole (pretty much all of us). We are proud of it too.
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Hey I’ll trade you Bobby Dalbec for Vladimir Guerrero Jr and a 3rd round pick. Hey you’re really being a Mingya Valley Masshole, don’t insult me
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