Maaling

To Hookup with a Woman with the Intent of making her wealthy & getting her pregnant; sex with the intent of spreading wealth

During the MFFFF orgy I was fucking two of them and maaling the other two.

by Lord Maal April 1, 2023

Malingerer

Someone who will do absolutely anything to get out of work. No shame is attached to any excuse, no matter how ridiculous.
Also known as 'Doing a Simon'!

An example of someone being a malingerer
"I won't be in today, after banging my arm on a door at work yesterday. The doctor said it's not broken, but the pain feels like my elbows been shattered. It's even worse than last year, when the elephant broke loose from the circus and attacked me with his trunk.

by Bemused Team Member May 20, 2023

Malingle

A very gangsta ass young truly humble under God individual. He's an absolute thug and shouldn't be taken in a joking matter.

Look at malingle fucking go

by Fartqueefonator January 3, 2024

Malingerer

Someone who has a habit of lurking (be lingering around for no reason) maliciously.

Damn, why is she standing here with her mouth open and not contributing to the conversation, she is such a malingerer.

by iamnotaculler June 26, 2025

Malinga

A futa loving man

Omg he's such a Malinga

by Ricoooooooooooooooooo January 5, 2026

hobo mealing

Jackin food and a drink from walmart then walking around the store until you are done then hiding it someplace. A free meal while you shop at walmart.

jacking food from walmart a free meal for those with a low consious hobo mealing is the new smoking

by jimbobjoe69 March 25, 2011

Happy Mealing

When someone claims an order that's not theirs, thus finessing a free meal.

Starbucks worker: Melissa? Strawberry frap for Melissa!
Not Melissa: Yes, thanks. *takes drink*
Melissa: fuck did I just get happy mealed? Is this bitch happy mealing at Starbucks?

by Anarchistslookbook August 22, 2017