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mayonnaise pussy

A vagina that resembles mayonnaise in look. Also has the gelatin like giggle similar to mayonnaise. May also resemble the taste and vicosity of that of mayonnaise.
Yo she was nasty, she had that mayonnaise pussy
by Cheesedik June 16, 2015
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Sour Mayno

The month in the Hindu calendar when you can't drink alcohol. It makes your month very sour, so they call it sour mayno
Na Nemo, I can't drink because I'm doing sour mayno.
by Ragra Petis July 23, 2016
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Mayonnaise On An Escalator

Mayonnaise On An Escalator! Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!
Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??

Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Orba April 12, 2021
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Maynard James Keenan

One of modern/progressive rocks most influential singer and songwriters.
Moving lyrics, belted or mourned,that shatter everything you were "made " to believe as a child. Open and heal.Open as grasp your life.
by Mikey- Lou May 14, 2004
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mayonnaise

Something that is not, in fact, an instrument.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
by Hosta Mahogie November 14, 2011
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Mayna

She is a girl who is a brave girl she would get revenge if something happens,she's a protective girl. Outside is a happy girl in the inside it's full of negative things.
She's my bestf, mayna♥.
by Kwjdjss May 28, 2018
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Mayniac

A Mayniac is someone who fangirls (or is a fan of) the one and only Conor Maynard. This person gets wet panties when they hear his angelic voice (especially those high notes) and they spend all day staring at his beautiful face. They love the coco pop and want the D. They are crazy mother fuckers for Conor which is why the name suits the fanbase so well. They be hating on any peasants and they are ghetto af. They are also the best fandom to be apart of as everyone is so lovely and cute in it.
Friend: OMG DID YOU HEAR CONOR MAYNARD'S NEW SONG????
Mayniac: YO I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO HIM SINCE BREATHE SO OF COURSE I'VE HEARD HIS MOTHER FUCKING NEW SONG AND OF COURSE I'M IN LOVE OK HE NEEDS TO STOP, MY POOR OVARIES OK HE'S BEAUTIFUL LET ME LOVE YOU CON OK
by MayniacMadness March 27, 2013
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