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Maryland Brown Crab Cake

One must shat on their partners chest, pat the freshly pinched loaf into a nice round cake, sprinkle some old bay, and serve warm. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer
I met this chick from Maryland at the bar the other night. When we got back to her place, she asked me to give her a Maryland Brown Crab Cake.

Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.
by I<3Blumpkins September 20, 2010
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Maryland Bypass

Passing on the shoulder when a car ahead is making a left turn on a one lane road. Most commonly seen in the state of Maryland, known as the home to America's worst drivers. Considered a symptom of constant unnecessary overly aggressive driving seen in most Marylanders.
Tom: Shit, the car ahead of me is making a left turn and I don't feel like slowing down.
Dave: Just pull a Maryland Bypass.
Tom: Good idea. You know in any other state you would probably get pulled over for doing this.
Dave: I hate Maryland.
Tom: Not as much as I hate New Jersey.
by itstombtw October 20, 2009
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oakland maryland

A SMALL SMALL TOWN.. where one side of the town is mixed with rich prick heads and sluts, and the other side is mixed with rednecks and meth addics
Oakland Maryland , where the men are men and so are the women.
by Sportsdude230 April 9, 2017
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Maryland Blues

Crabs... Maryland is known for its blue crabs and its high std rate. One infected with crabs is also likely to suffer from the blues... the term "maryland blues" spawns from these observations.
Sorry babe, I have the Maryland Blues!
by HanSteveo October 14, 2009
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Maitland

Extremely awesome. Very nice and has pretty eyes. Maitland's are very aggressive when they are messed with. I wouldn't get on a Maitland's bad side if I were you. Maitland's fit in well and know there place and will fight till the deaths to defend it.
She's such a Maitland.
Did you see that fight today? There was definatly a Maitland going on there.
by Blahblahblaaaal February 17, 2010
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Maryland Crabpinch

A sex act in which a woman rides a man cowgirl style, and the man raises his arms up to pinch/ squeeze the woman’s nipples, resembling a crab
A: I really got her off last night
B: How?
A: I used the Maryland crabpinch
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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maryland avenue montessori

a place where grassed cowlike humans go.
they're okay at volleyball when against a
melancholy team, horrible at cross country. a
school to go to if you want to be made fun of, get devoured in the face by a kickball or BOTH! it's
in an odd part of milwaukee where the roads are gloomy and littered with trash. speaking of trash, the school lunch is literal dogs shit with jello-like syrup and burger buns that are soggier than moist crackers after you put them in the same container as your cheese. it’s truly amazing how many bitchy students can fit in a small classroom with a bitchy substitute because the teacher got pregnant. if you want moldy homework and peers that just can’t seem to act normally, maryland is the place to go!
Maryland Avenue Montessori (Mary-land Av-eh-new Mon-tess-orry)

A school that
“I heard we’re playing against Maryland…”
“That’s the place where all the cows go??”
“Ew”
“Yeah”
by An angry teen December 9, 2021
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