country matters

old slang term for sexual relations

The prostitute had some country matters to tend to.

by Lizzie Bennet April 27, 2006

Family Matters

1990s sitcom about a black family in Chicago that gradually became the Urkel Show.

Four words: "Did ah do that?"

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

Mateusz

Mateusz is the polish name for Matthew. Mateusz loves soccer and his two friends start with K and M. Mateusz can be a jerk but always makes up for it. He does have a crush on a girl in his class but is bad at not showing it. Mateusz is tough on the outside and soft on the inside.

Friend that starts with a K: OMG is that Mateusz?!
Friend that starts with a M : no wayyyyyyyy

by w a s s u p May 4, 2019

country matters

Sexual relations. Used in Hamlet. A pun on the word "cunt." One of the few dirty jokes in Shakespeare that high school kids immediately get.

Hamlet: Did you think I meant country matters?

by Ignatzz February 25, 2017

Mateus

God's real name, or more accurately, the name of the real God. Mateus accidently created the Universe and humanity during his campaign against The Zombies. This is regarded by many as his greatest mistake. Currently resembles a cynical, annoying 16 year old in the U.S.

Mateus: "I'm sick of everyone worshiping that Jesus guy - my name's Mateus damn it. I'm bored - anyone know where I could find a good hooker?"

by Ninja13 February 22, 2008

Family Matters

A spinoff of the popular ABC sitcom, Perfect Strangers about a black Chicago family, the Winslows and their family matters, hence the show's name. In later seasons the central character was Stephen Q. Urkel, the next door neighbor and nerd who forever had a crush on Laura Winslow. His character was brilliant but socially inept and clumsey. The Urkel character appeared in the first season as a one time role but reappeared as a main character after his huge popularity. In the show's last episode (due to its cancellation), Steve was engaged to Laura but disappeared into outter space on a NASA mission. It is not known wheather he and Laura married or not.

Family Matters was a nice family sitcom with no vices and one of the few clean shows on television.

by [e-mail] September 14, 2007

matters not

Another way of saying “it doesn’t matter”

What would you like for dinner? Matters not to me!

Do you like the red or the blue car? Matters not.

by Yesway January 12, 2019