Mattes

A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish

Dude, is that a mattes on your pants

by Chappy of the Rocks April 16, 2009

matterhorn

The act of sitting between the legs of someone behind you. As if on the Disneyland ride of the same name.

The group of baseball players needed to matterhorn to fit everyone on the broken bench.

by Cory Madsen June 22, 2008

mateshit

all your flat mate's belongings, strewn around the floor.

Guy 1: nice place you got here

Guy 2: yeah, if you look pat all the mateshit all over the floor

by bennnyyyyyy January 23, 2009

Matterhorn

1. A saying commonly used after one notices interest from the opposite sex. Must be said in either a whisper or strong masculine voice. Usually followed by a fist bump.

2. Derived from the Old Spice Deodorant.

"Dude that chick was totally checking you out."
"What can I say? Matterhorn."

"You smell good. What deodorant are you using?"
"Matterhorn."

GIRL: "Want to exchange numbers?"
GUY: *turns to friend and whispers "Matterhorn."

by zgriffin22 April 15, 2010

Matterhorn

A large crap that sticks half out of the toilet water. It's tip, reminiscent of the actual Matterhorn piercing through low hanging banner clouds.

Dude, the deuce I dropped on Thanksgiving looked so much like the Matterhorn that I could've swore I saw to Swiss climbers scaling a piece of corn on their way to the summit.

by Pants Face December 18, 2010

Mattes

One of the sexiest guys that live on earth. And a big womanizer. Even with his big belly he flirts with every woman and can easily get a number or snapchat. He's like eating girls for breakfast Usually orange hair everywhere. Has a lot of brothers that all look the same.

Wow, this guy is charming like a Mattes!
Looking for your girlfriend, she is probably with Mattes.

by Mehmed A. November 28, 2021

Mattship

The worshipping of a guy named Matt it can happen to anyone, causing you to do anything for the Matt its a worrying disease that can take over your life.

Matt: Will you come over tonight? 😉
Girl(who's Mattshipped): Anything for you... Ahh

Witness: That poor girl is suffering from Mattship disease

by Piggycheese July 31, 2016