Matthias

Call of duty 4 clan, well known in South Africa for it's consistent results.

Clan Matthias is dominating this Cod season!

by hai2u2u2u2u2u2u October 18, 2008

Matthias

a dumb noob who has no friends and is most likely a nerd; typically being a dumbass and a retard.

"Hey, lets go sit at that table over there. Shit, matthias sits there, lets move to the other side of the lunchroom."

by Buddy Boi From Fortnite February 24, 2021

Matthias

A Matthias doesn't undestand how anything works.

Person 1: Did you undestand this?
Matthias: No, I didn't get it...

by MrSchmorington January 25, 2018

Matthias Ears

When your ears are so big people mistake you for Matthias.

Bryan: Hey, Matthias!

Joey: I’m not Matthias! I ‘m Joey!
Bryan: When did you get those Matthias ears?

by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019

saggy matthias

A certain person we know by many....lykd by few, with a certain pair of breasts with a sagging tendeny that'd whiplash any grandma

Wow, that girl is really hott...*girl turns round*....fucking hell, she's got tits on her lyk a saggy matthias!

by John April 14, 2005

Matthias

Matthias is generally an absolute asshole that thinks that they are better than everybody which makes him a needy bitch. Who is most likely to be gay. And dress like a girl.

Girl; Did you see Matthias yesterday?
Boy; No, all I heard is that he was crying over himself again..

by BobIsWeird May 4, 2018

Matthias

A dirty little Canadian boy who fucked his cat and his little sister

Wtf Matthias you went balls deep in your sister

by BDB🍆 April 24, 2018