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Oliver Mathieson

A big dick Maltese man who has all the bitches and destroys all other Maltese men in battles of bulge size
Wow Jordan Galea's bulge is so small compared to Oliver Mathieson
by gg bibba August 12, 2019
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le mathieu a paula

le mathieu a paula est un homme avec les meilleurs bisous et qui a le don d’être extrêmement drôle:)) il aime tromper ses styfes avec encore plus de styfes et à de la misère à contrôler sa colère agressive :(( malgré cela il reste la personne la plus incroyable et unique aux yeux de sa paula qui essaye de faire voir à tout le monde se que elle voit en lui :)) rien :)) mais c’est rien qui comptes
wow le mathieu a paula a battu un enfant. encore 😳
by paulaaaahahaha May 16, 2020
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Tyrann Mathieu

1.Honey Baddger.

2.A kick-ass football player for Louisiana State University.
3. The ability to take what you want because you want it, with or without kicking ass in the process.
Honey Baddger

Look dude, you had better get out of my way before I do a Tyrann Mathieu on your ass.
by Jabyron1 December 4, 2011
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Mathieu

A name given to a child with a penis so short, there parents contemplated having surgery to change 'him' into a 'her'. Usually the surgery is not undergone and the 'son' is left with an extremely short penis, usually unable to penetrate their life partners.....which are usually men.
Doctor to parents "im sorry but this is a classic Mathieu case and its best if they are left a boy, the world does need diversity and we cant all be straight."
by t-bearmd March 15, 2009
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Mathieu

Mathieu is a young man who has everything to please. A man full of promise and with a radiant future because of his beauty and his sweetness. Sometimes a bit clumsy and indecisive, he will make you live an adventure full of love and kindness, which will leave you addicted and speechless. With brown eyes and a soft beard, his beautiful face will transport you to wonders every day that God will make. An angel fallen from heaven, whom you will bless every moment of your life. A life full of delight and happiness, with a Mathia by your side. A great thumb of quality.
What did I do to be blessed with a Mathieu ?
by Smallfrenchthumb November 24, 2021
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Mathieu

Mathieu is a young man who has everything to please. A man full of promise and with a radiant future because of his beauty and his sweetness. Sometimes a bit clumsy and indecisive, he will make you live an adventure full of love and kindness, which will leave you addicted and speechless. With brown eyes and a soft beard, his beautiful face will transport you to wonders every day that God will make. An angel fallen from heaven, whom you will bless every moment of your life. A life full of delight and happiness, with a Mathia by your side. A great thumb of quality.
What did I do to be blessed with a Mathieu ?
by Smallfrenchthumb November 24, 2021
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Mathieu

Gets angry too easily and plays too many girls at the same time. Usually a pot head that uses people for their weed. Overall a messed up person.
" Can i have 5g for 20$" "Omg your such a mathieu!"
by clintyyyyy March 4, 2017
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