"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"
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A person who strongly discourages masturbation.
The anti-masturbation position is often predicated on the belief that masturbation saps sexual energy and/or is shameful.
People who argue against masturbation describe it as an addiction harmful to spiritual and bodily health that over time erodes self-control, frustrates romantic relationships, and corrupts morals.
The anti-masturbation position is often predicated on the belief that masturbation saps sexual energy and/or is shameful.
People who argue against masturbation describe it as an addiction harmful to spiritual and bodily health that over time erodes self-control, frustrates romantic relationships, and corrupts morals.
SITUATION - Wife discovers husband masturbating
Wife: "What are you doing!?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Great, now you won't be 'up' for having sex tonight."
Husband: "Sorry, I was horny..."
Wife: "Don't you have any self-control!?"
Husband: mumbling
Wife: "What was that?"
Husband: "Nothing, I was just saying that sometimes I'd rather jerk off... It's easier and kinda feels better."
Wife: "You're going to Hell, ya know."
Husband: "Come on, stop being such a mastuhater!"
Wife: "What are you doing!?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Great, now you won't be 'up' for having sex tonight."
Husband: "Sorry, I was horny..."
Wife: "Don't you have any self-control!?"
Husband: mumbling
Wife: "What was that?"
Husband: "Nothing, I was just saying that sometimes I'd rather jerk off... It's easier and kinda feels better."
Wife: "You're going to Hell, ya know."
Husband: "Come on, stop being such a mastuhater!"
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Manticare has 4 fursonas. I have no idea why lol
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Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...
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Manticare is an edgelord.
by Manticare's Memes February 2, 2021
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That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!
by lizaah May 20, 2006
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