Premature Mastication

The act of eating before all the guests are seated and/or blessing has been given. Often seen during Thanksgiving dinners or other formal gatherings

Jimmy engages in premature mastication. I just saw him sneaking a deviled egg from the table.

by Ow Chap November 15, 2019

mastidane

A hybrid dog that is part mastif and part great dane

The mastidane had a mastif mother and a great dane father.

by C. Heck April 14, 2007

masticando tela

A Colombian term used when describing that you can see someone’s ass crack because the pants get stuck between their cheeks, when translated it means chewing cloth.

Oye estás masticando tela
Hey you’re masticando tela

by Stupidsuicidalasshoe November 30, 2019

Masticator

A south florida based death metal band. Material sounds very similar to that of many death metal bands in the late 1980's through through the 1990's such as Morbid angel, Cannibal Corpse, and deicide. The band chooses to stick to an old school sound, rather than that of many modern metal bands.

did you catch that band "Masticator" ? I havent heard a band play like that since the 90's dude!

by FLmetal July 7, 2010

The Masticated Pecan

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

masticateing........

to chew food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am masticating!!!!!!

by bo-bob November 10, 2004

masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005