Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.
Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.
by Beasticles May 13, 2020
cry wank. To masturbate while crying. The crying can be of negative or positive reasons such as your football team winning, breaking up with your girlfriend, or even having just survived a life threatening incident resulting in absolute euphoria.
Oh no, I'm approaching my 30s and as a direct result I'm having some sort of life crisis. I also need to masturbate before the Mrs. comes home from work. Looks like I'm having a masti-cry before she gets back again.
by Careless1 March 05, 2015
by Chunni Lal September 12, 2018
Masti is a rare and weird name.
But if you meet someone who's name is masti then let me tell you, you're really lucky.
Masti is a sweet, gorgeous, kind hearted and funny girl.
She sometimes has her 5 minutes (getting weird& laughing) and she's not truly herself until she feels comfortable with you.
But once you get to know her, you don't want her to leave anymore.
Although she's kinda clumsy, she still listens to your problems and is a good& loyal friend.
But if you meet someone who's name is masti then let me tell you, you're really lucky.
Masti is a sweet, gorgeous, kind hearted and funny girl.
She sometimes has her 5 minutes (getting weird& laughing) and she's not truly herself until she feels comfortable with you.
But once you get to know her, you don't want her to leave anymore.
Although she's kinda clumsy, she still listens to your problems and is a good& loyal friend.
by Lovelyescape January 03, 2017