he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.
by 4 niggas blazed up July 14, 2011
Get the masterbater king mug.A phrase said when somebody posts or shows a picture of a woman. The phrase however mostly used on women, is not exclusive to be used on beautiful people, humans or animated objects for that matter. It can also be used on gory images and/or sickening.
The phrase can be used on just about anything that would give some, some sexual pleasure.
The phrase was first used on iSONEWS and later on Something Awful forums.
The phrase can be used on just about anything that would give some, some sexual pleasure.
The phrase was first used on iSONEWS and later on Something Awful forums.
image of Tubgirl is posted and a reply is: Hawt chick! Masturbated and came.
a female poster posts a picture of herself, and a reply is "Masturbated and came, more pics please, naked preferrably"
"Not enough gore in the video. But still, masturbated and came!!"
a female poster posts a picture of herself, and a reply is "Masturbated and came, more pics please, naked preferrably"
"Not enough gore in the video. But still, masturbated and came!!"
by Cloud002 January 27, 2007
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A masterbate text is a text message sent out in the moments leading to a masterbation session. The text is sent in hopes of a quick response potentially leading to intercourse rather than self pleasure. If the recipient does not respond in a short period of time, it is acceptable to continue with the original plan to masterbate. This rarely works but is something worth trying on select occasions.
It was tuesday night and I was about to go to bed but I thought I'd masterbate before hand. I decided to send out a few masterbate texts to test the waters. I didn't receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so I proceeded to masterbate.
by masterbatexter December 27, 2009
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Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?
Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?
Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
by blackwaterray April 22, 2011
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"Yesterday I was home alone so I turned up the music and started to masterbeat until I was pouring swet".
"Yesterday I was home alone so I turned up the music and started to masterbeat until I was pouring swet".
by White Tux May 30, 2013
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I caught her masterbateing and her dildo was in the other hand wiggling around with cum all over it while she was still playing with herself with the other hand I'm not gonna lie I started walking off she was moaning and cumming and then she had said my name and I came all on the floor that's when she turned around she knew I was there she laughed at me and told me to get the fuck out
by Air_jordan23 March 9, 2020
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